if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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