i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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