I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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