no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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