I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I will be naked everywhere
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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