I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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