Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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