did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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