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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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