if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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