Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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