thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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