I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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