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So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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