gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's blow job season.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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