question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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