like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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