Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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