i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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