i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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