I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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