I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Randomize
