Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it was like eating out sand paper
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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