Banned from zoo.
Again?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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