I don't think brook has ever known best
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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