absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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