So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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