i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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