He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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