He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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