Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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