i barfeds in our rink
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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