he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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