Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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