There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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