Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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