....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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