I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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