Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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