You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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