The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
