Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
