is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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