Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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