at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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