Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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