none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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