wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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