I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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