I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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