i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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