In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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