If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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