Operation Purity has been aborted
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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