He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
This is my gift to your gina
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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