I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
...so i touched it.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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