is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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