shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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